QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz