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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Back-Up: Recommended if you meet a skunk in the woods - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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