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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

I remixed a remix. It was back to normal. - Mitch Hedberg

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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