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Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it. - Albert Einstein

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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