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I'll be back. - The Terminator

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. - Barbara De Angelis

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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