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Dogs On Dog Walking

Walking towards another ride

Dogs On Dog Walking thanks to Howard Chapman

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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