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Dogs On Dog Walking

Walking towards another ride

Dogs On Dog Walking thanks to Howard Chapman

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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