QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins