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How to online exercise your dog

Dogsercise thanks to Leo Rosten

Leg-training workout to tone your dog's legs and butt

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer


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