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Dogsercise

How to online exercise your dog

Dogsercise thanks to Leo Rosten

Leg-training workout to tone your dog's legs and butt

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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