Dogsercise

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright