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Dogsercise

How to online exercise your dog

Dogsercise thanks to Leo Rosten

Leg-training workout to tone your dog's legs and butt

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno


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