Don't Believe Everything You Read

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley