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Dragon Buoy

How to slow down fast drivers in construction zones

Dragon Buoy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Slow Down and Go Around

Slow Down and Go Around... Study of questionable traffic signs begins

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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow

The duties of an officer are the safety, honor, and welfare of your country first; the honor, welfare, and comfort of the men in your command second; and the officer's own ease, comfort, and safety last. - George S Patton

Most people want to be circled by safety, not by the unexpected. The unexpected can take you out. But the unexpected can also take you over and change your life. Put a heart in your body where a stone used to be. - Ron Hall


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