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Dragon Buoy

How to slow down fast drivers in construction zones

Dragon Buoy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Slow Down and Go Around

Slow Down and Go Around... Study of questionable traffic signs begins

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. - H L Mencken

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow


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