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Drop Ceiling

How to uninstall a suspended or drop ceiling

Drop Ceiling thanks to Mike King

Safety installation guide for now-suspended ceiling

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A jug fills drop by drop. - Buddha

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears. - Marcus Aurelius

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust


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