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Duck Gears

Adding motion to a duck decoy

Duck Gears thanks to Mel Hardman

Behind the scenes @ Duck Dynasty

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quake: Fearful duck call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings. - C O Jackson

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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