Eat Here
Self service flatulent diner for unleaded customers
Redneck restaurant for those with high octane needs
QuotaBillsThe appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie
Persist as resolutely as you persist in eating. - Maori Saying
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller
Mushrooms can be very fancy. It's the closest you can get to eating dirt. - Tom Colicchio
From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine
Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds