Eat Here

The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com