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Eat Here

Self service flatulent diner for unleaded customers

Eat Here thanks to Melanie Thompson

Redneck restaurant for those with high octane needs

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Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself. - Horace

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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