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Education Standstill

Education works best when all the parts are working

Education Standstill thanks to Roy Bishop

Too bad that these gears could never turn...

What happens when dubm teachers pretend to be engineers... Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is no movement or activity at all

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There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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