Education Standstill

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown