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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs
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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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