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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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