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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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