Egg Tester

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler