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Fate is character. - William Winter

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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