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Fate is character. - William Winter

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown


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