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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self. - James Anthony Froude

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish. - Mark Twain

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise. - Leonard Nimoy

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. - Robert A Heinlein

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown


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