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Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives. - Lowana Blackwell

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

True happiness is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. - Helen Keller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

When Thales was asked what was difficult, he said, 'To know one's self.' And what was easy, 'To advise another.' - Laertius Diogenes

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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