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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

All limitations are self-imposed. - Ernest Holmes

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Never let one's self be beaten down by persons or by events. - Marie Curie

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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