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To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Self-actualizing people must be what they can be. - Wayne Dyer

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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