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To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self. - James Anthony Froude

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive. - Lord Byron

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives. - Lowana Blackwell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Anybody who does not evolve can become a self-parody. I have to evolve on a daily basis just to keep my own interest in what I do. - Marilyn Manson


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