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To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Never let one's self be beaten down by persons or by events. - Marie Curie

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Egotist: a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over the self. - Aristotle

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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