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Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes