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Elderly Rocker

The nursing home phoned to say that Dad was off his rocker

Elderly Rocker thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How harmful is too much sitting?

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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