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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker


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