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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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