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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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