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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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