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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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