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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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