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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker


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