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Emotion Stew

Do you carrot all?

Emotion Stew thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all...
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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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