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Employee Promotion

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Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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