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Employee Promotion

Some things never change in the office

Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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