Employee Promotion

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac