Employee Promotion

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard