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Employee Promotion

Some things never change in the office

Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fireproof: The boss's relatives. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


Tooth Loss

Organic Compromise

Classic Ballet Ad

Redneck Air Conditioning Controls

End Of World Car Sale

Digging Up A Date

Tomato Sprouts

Shuttle Bus Driver

Tight FM Bandwidth

Boat Hurdles

Sign Model

In Stock Guarantee

Microslave: You're Not Going Anywhere Today

Homing Pigeon Sale

Extra Weight

Proof of Global Warming

Colgate Advertising Campaign

Ship Tow

Canadian Warship

Swiss Army Mega Tools

Canadian Smart Car

I Like Cooking

Balanced Meal

Acoustic Hearing Aids