Employee Promotion

Floss like a boss! - Unknown

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman