Employee Promotion

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac