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Escher Puzzles - Food For Thought

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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