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Every Day, Same Time

How pets take a coffee break together

Every Day, Same Time thanks to Barry McCartney

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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