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Every Day, Same Time

How pets take a coffee break together

Every Day, Same Time thanks to Barry McCartney

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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