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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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