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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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