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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi


From Start To Finish

Milkshake Diet

Hand Speech

Software Cake

Bland Entrance

Preikestolen Pulpit Rock

Redneck Firemen

Side Rail

Icy Grip Of Winter

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Brace For The Resolutioners

Shining Armor Knight

Icicle Drinks

Incontinent Pool

Handstand Snowman

Woke Up Early

Sincere Compliment

Snow Storage

Redneck Winter Spa

HoverCraft

Associate Demonstration

Stoned Longhorns

Wet Nose Fixer

Phones At Six