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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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