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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

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We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

In the eyes of Krypton, they were all dead. - Superman

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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