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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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