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Cleaning up relationships

Fairy Soap thanks to Keith Blake

The Fairbank Company tries cleaning up its act Down South

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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