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Cleaning up relationships

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The Fairbank Company tries cleaning up its act Down South

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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