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Cleaning up relationships

Fairy Soap thanks to Keith Blake

The Fairbank Company tries cleaning up its act Down South

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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