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The Fairbank Company tries cleaning up its act Down South

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Fate is character. - William Winter

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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