#1 humor site on the 'net

Fairy Soap

Cleaning up relationships

Fairy Soap thanks to Keith Blake

The Fairbank Company tries cleaning up its act Down South

QuotaBills
I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


Boat Hurdles

Bread Slice

Steak Sale

Take Away Food

Creative Vandalism

History Doesn't Repeat Itself

Flamingo Predator

Irish Pub Restroom

Like This

Instant Engine Starting Down Under

DHL Express

Bike Fence

Small Bills

UnderDog

Pi Chart

Famous Equations

Brick Road Laying in The Netherlands

Cat Love

Sawfish Sword

Babysitter Dog

Bag Feelers

Love Feeding Birds

Backup Grill

Yoda-Churchill