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False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter

False Prophet thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming, until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

You proceed from a false assumption: I have no ego to bruise. - Leonard Nimoy

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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