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False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter

False Prophet thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming, until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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