QuotaBillsSo many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster
Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown
Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert
In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman
Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller
Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift