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Father's Day Selfie thanks to Joel Defries

Jody & Joel Defries celebrate their 6th (Zipporah) in Sechelt, B.C. (2014)

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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