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Father's Day Selfie

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Father's Day Selfie thanks to Joel Defries

Jody & Joel Defries celebrate their 6th (Zipporah) in Sechelt, B.C. (2014)

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Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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