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Father's Day Selfie thanks to Joel Defries

Jody & Joel Defries celebrate their 6th in Sechelt, B.C.

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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