QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle
Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown