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Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike