QuotaBillsThe most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton