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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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