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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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