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Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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