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Fire Breath

The science of fire breathing from a'far

Fire Breath thanks to Rose Attwell

Learn the right way to spit for fire breathing

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing. - Robin Williams

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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