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Fire Breath

The science of fire breathing from a'far

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance. - Andrea Boydston

The world's continual breathing is what we hear and call silence. - Clarice Lispector

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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