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Fishing Dog

Big fish that got away reported on the dock

Fishing Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mildred was searching for dogfish that day

Fishing for an illusive prize fish
Big fish that got away reported on the dock

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock. - Douglas Coupland

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

If Columbus has an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. - Arthur J. Goldberg

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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