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Fishing Dog

Big fish that got away reported on the dock

Fishing Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mildred was searching for dogfish that day

Fishing for an illusive prize fish
Big fish that got away reported on the dock
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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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