Fishing Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock. - Douglas Coupland

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

If Columbus has an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. - Arthur J. Goldberg

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins