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Fishing Dog

Big fish that got away reported on the dock

Fishing Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mildred was searching for dogfish that day

Fishing for an illusive prize fish
Big fish that got away reported on the dock

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock. - Douglas Coupland

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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