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Fishing Limit

Catch limits for seniors

Fishing Limit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Elderly sports fishing regulations in the Moistwet Territories

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

One finds limits by pushing them. - Herbert A Simon

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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