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Fishing Limit

Catch limits for seniors

Fishing Limit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Elderly sports fishing regulations in the Moistwet Territories

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do. - Irma Kurtz

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you. - Unknown

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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