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Fishing Limit

Catch limits for seniors

Fishing Limit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Elderly sports fishing regulations in the Moistwet Territories

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

One finds limits by pushing them. - Herbert A Simon

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

If someone tells you, 'You can't', they're showing you their limits. Not yours! - Dwayne Johnson

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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