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Fishing Limit

Catch limits for seniors

Fishing Limit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Elderly sports fishing regulations in the Moistwet Territories

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Rascality has limits; stupidity has not. - Napoleon

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do. - Irma Kurtz

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian


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