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Fishing Limit

Catch limits for seniors

Fishing Limit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Elderly sports fishing regulations in the Moistwet Territories

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Set goals, not limits. - Unknown

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Rascality has limits; stupidity has not. - Napoleon

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you. - Unknown

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

If someone tells you, 'You can't', they're showing you their limits. Not yours! - Dwayne Johnson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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