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QuotaBillsIn the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly
Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas
Man is that being who invented the gas chambers of Auschwitz; however, he is also that being who entered those chambers upright, with the Lord's Prayer or the Shema Yisrael on his lips. - Viktor Frankl
It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower