QuotaBillsFloat like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson