Fool Proof Lighting
Ceiling fan and light remote control for non-techies
New visual guide to finally understand ceiling fan switches
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown