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Footlympics

Synchronized gymnastics for athletes with illusive form

Footlympics thanks to Eileen Bishop

Something's missing at this year's Olympic events

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Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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