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How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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