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Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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