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Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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