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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry


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