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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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