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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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