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Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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