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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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