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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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