Free Stuff

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy