Free Stuff

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com