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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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