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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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