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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash