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French Army Knife

Re-inventing the wheel in France

French Army Knife thanks to Howard Chapman

Simplifying the process of making a Swiss Army Knife

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield


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