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French Army Knife

Re-inventing the wheel in France

French Army Knife thanks to Howard Chapman

Simplifying the process of making a Swiss Army Knife

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield


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