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Wheel Alignment in French Canada

Front-hend Ha-line-a-ment thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Meanwhile, over at JeanPaul Parlee-Beech's garage

Is it time for a wheel alignment?
When you can sense that your car is out of alignment but aren’t sure

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The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin


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