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Frozen French Stop Sign

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Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

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We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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