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Frozen French Stop Sign

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Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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