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Frozen French Stop Sign

Some French intersections are hard to find in the winter

Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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