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Frozen French Stop Sign

Some French intersections are hard to find in the winter

Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

How to interpret winter road signs in Quebec

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A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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