Frozen Theater

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown