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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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