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Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec
We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca
I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard
It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray
Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan
We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel
The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier
The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek
The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig
Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein
Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger
Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace
Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown
Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump