Frozen Theater

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson