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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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