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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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