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Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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