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Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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