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Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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