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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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