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The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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