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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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