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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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