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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie


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