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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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