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Parenting secrets - teach your kids to get along

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How do you raise siblings who get along? Parenting secrets - teach your kids to get along
One minute your  Children  are getting along and the next minute they’re at each other’s throats.

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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