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Parenting secrets - teach your kids to get along

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How do you raise siblings who get along? Parenting secrets - teach your kids to get along
One minute your  Children  are getting along and the next minute they’re at each other’s throats.
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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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