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Getting Goosed

Goose Down!

Getting Goosed thanks to Mike King

Mother Goose cries fowl

The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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