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Getting Goosed

Goose Down!

Getting Goosed thanks to Mike King

Mother Goose cries fowl

The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.
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All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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