QuotaBillsRIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. - Yogi Berra
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown