Girl Around The House

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been. - Jimmy Buffet

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan