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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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