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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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