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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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