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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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