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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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